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Hey, Luke Dawson, 18, NZ. ANON ME!


unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg


dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille)


phobias:

"send me a dirty picture" 

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muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test


sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)



6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow


frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark)


I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up


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